When you call out for work what shouldn't you say?

[ron101]

Just post the worst excusses you've used or heard when you or someone you work with has called out for work.

Brian: I'm calling out cause I have a headache.

My penis is stuck in the sampoo bottle.

I lost my dick.

My ass is burning from the taco's I ate last night.

I'm to drunk to come in.

I'm having sex to today so I can't work.

My penis has a headache.

I have AIDS today. They'll be cured tommorrow.

I quit I'll start again tommorrow.

[Soulfyre]

I have a headache >< It's a lame excuse lol

I'll add more in a bit lol

[Soulfyre]

I had sex with some girl and my balls are all itchy and swollen

[ron101]

haha or I was sucking a dick last night and it had a bubble on it and it popped in my mouth. Kristy haahah

[Soulfyre]

I can't come in I got leprosy.

I can't come in cause I don't have any clean underwear lol.

[soviet87]

Because i jizzed in my pants?